Sense Will Not Kill Igbo Men
Igbo man strolls into computer village to buy original earpiece.
Igbo man:- Mpa key way?
Seller:- udo di, keduzi ncha by omo?
Igbo man:- bunyegodu m original earpiece with nice bass, chokwaa nke ezigbo ya
Seller:- adighi m ele fake Nwanne, kupu ka m nye gi confirm I ga alike ya
Seller:- handover earpiece to Igbo man, Igbo man bargains with the seller and the seller agrees on 800 Naira, igbo man pays seller with 1000 Naira
Seller:- wait,lemme find change, sit on my chair, Igboman sits down
Yoruba man strolls in to buy earpiece and meets Igbo man
Yoruba Man:- I need earpiece bros
Igboman:-you're in the right place, hands over his earpiece to Yoruba man
Igbo man:- that's the last one of this particular model we have here, I kept it for a friend but since you came before him, I can just give it to you and cook up a story for him
Yoruba man:- tests earpiece, I love the sound, how much?
Igboman:- it's 3000 Naira, follow come earpiece
Yoruba man:- I have 2000 Naira last, which kind 3000?
Igbo man:- I can give it to you 2500 Naira last
Yoruba man:- abeg collect 2,200 or i go another shop
Igbo man:- its just to make you customer oo , oya bring the money
Yoruba man pays Igbo man 2,200 and bounces off
Seller walks in with change, here you go, he said handing over the change 2 Igbo man
Igbo man:- if I buy another earpiece from you, how much will you sell it to me, i need a discount oo
Seller:- OK bring 700 Naira
Igboman:- hands over 700 to the seller
Seller:- gives another earpiece to Igbo man
Igbo man:- walks away, plugs earpiece and plays p'square "my bank alert na gbagam".
Una good afternoon ndi writersgut.
Still your favourite adadioramma
This sense overload
Sense will not kill them loto
Igbo is really interesting people
Too much sense